Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Dear Jerkface:

You suck. Plain and simple.

What lessons have your parents taught you to make you think it is okay to be yelling insults at ladies as you pass by in your car with your friends?! Honestly! I suppose the originality of your insult speaks for itself: "800 CALL JENNY!!" Oh yeah studster you got it goin' on. It's a damn good thing that I friggin' rock and you suck because otherwise I might be offended and crushed by your random act of sucky jerkiness. I do however feel bad for the other ladies you've also no doubt screamed at who were innocently going about their business and who might otherwise take your juvenile act to heart.

Anyway, the bottom line is YOU SUCK and I don't. It's unfortunate that you're parading your sucky self all around town spewing the product of your imbecile brain onto poor women who may not have the self-esteem to brush it off. You have no idea what kind of impact that kind of comment actually makes.

Karma Jerkface, Karma.

26 comments:

Krista "Phoenix" said...

omg Angie, you rawk! This post made me giggle! not that someone yelled something rude at you, but at your very articulate and stinging letter to said jerkface! I totally needed that today! :)

What a jerkface indeed!

spunkysuzi said...

I really hate people who do that!!

Andrea said...

Good for you for not taking his stupid comment to heart! That guy must be feeling pretty bad about himself to say such crappy things to people! Why are people SO dumb?! Honestly?! I had some guy behave pretty crappy to me the other day. I was driving my van, and then he has the nerve to cut me off! I then hopnked my horn at him to let him know that I was there. I was a LITTLE ticked off at him. All I did was honk my horn I swear. I didn't do anything else. then I just drove off. He then accelerated up really fast behind me and then proceeded to give my the international "HELLO" sign, AKA the BIRD! I gave him a crazy look and then flipped him off with both hands! LOL It felt great! I think it pissed him off even more because he got even madder! LOL I don't think he expected that some little lady like me would give him the same courtesy?! Dumb people! They're everywhere! LOL

amy said...

I am soooo sorry about that!!!!!

Jen said...

Regardless of it being my favorite saying of late - this guy COMPLETELY deserves it - WHAT A DOUCHEBAG!

Seriously, that is pretty much the douchiest thing a person could do...I am glad that is all the time you are wasting on such a dumbass!!!!

(and I feel bad if girls who don't realize how much they rock had to listen to that bull!!!)

Marisa (Trim The Fat) said...

What a weiner! Screw off jerkface!

Lainey said...

Ugh, what a pathetic waste of oxygen.

One time I came out of a restaurant with my husband (I think it was before we were married), and some guys across the street moo'd at me. I was angry more than anything. My husband said that they were drunk, and that they whistled or something before they switched and started mooing at me. I didn't hear that part.

My point is, some people are sooo pathetic.

sarah said...

O.M.G.

PEOPLE SUCK!

I totally would have gone OFF on that guy.

Jerkface indeed.

Bi0nicw0man said...

Jerkface is very polite. I prefer the term Asshat myself.

Geeeeeeeeeeze.

Good on you. Something like that would make me cry on the spot. You rock, but we knew that!!

Cat_82 said...

Um...you were being a whole hell of a lot more polite that I would have been to that 'bleep bleeper bleep bleep!

I know you know this, but you are GORGEOUS and LOVELY and what a freaking tool that pooh-head is.....You're right...karma

Lori said...

Love your attitude, can't stand people like that!

foodiegettingfit said...

I love your "tude" lady. Show that stupid bollucks-face that your rock and he infact is the insecure little man who has no power to ever make you feel Little or powerless. yay!

And btw, you rock. I just read your 5K race report and you totally rock my world AND my pants. :D

skinny me! said...

are you serious? Someone actually said this to you??? You are freakin. HOT! What complete and total asses...arrghh...just hearing about it makes me mad...I'm so sorry :(
If its any consolation...he's an ass and you're TOTALLY hot! And...I honestly, honestly mean that!

chezjulie said...

I am truly perplexed at why he yelled this at you because you're a cute gal. I'm glad you were able to put it in perspective.

Tanya said...

I had kind of the same thing happen to me when I was about 20 and around 200 lbs. I'm walking into my house and some idiot drives by and yells "you're fat".

Now many people would get upset by this but I start giggling, the thing running through my head is "thanks for the news flash". Less than a week later the same thing happens to my sister... and all she can hear in her head is my comment so now she's walking down the street laughing. I swear they must have thought we were insane.

workhardeatwell said...

I have a hard time believing anyone would shout that at you! Jerks.

Anonymous said...

First of all you are a beautiful woman,so it's not even true.
Second of all,I don't understand what would make humans do this type of pure random meanness..obviosuly it is something he must do quite regularly.I wonder if it is their OWN feeling of insecurity or self worth or even selfloathing that would push people to such acts.
I love random acts of kindness but absolutely loathe(and have been the recipient of !)random acts of nastiness....
Namaste girls out there!!!

lisa kay said...

People are so rude anymore! Love your reply letter! You've given me a good laugh today. Thanks!

jh said...

Good for you for standing up for yourself and knowing that it is these losers who suck and not you! Plus, you look great! Way to go

jen
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Brookie said...

YOU ROCK! You are awesome! (but we all know that anyway)... :)

Jessica said...

Oh my word! People are SO rude!

Miz said...

and dont you wonder (ok it could just be me) what karma has done to the lovely JERKFACE since you penned this post. . .

eurydice said...

WOW. i am shocked and appalled. what a stupid twat. karma is a bitch so i'm sure he'll get hit by a bus or at at the very least lose his hair or have a crappy job or a drug-addicted child or something.

Angie All The Way said...

Thanks everyone, I knew you'd have my back! Love yas!

~A
xo

Katly said...

Way to go champ. This @#$% always happens to me too. Once at a night club some guy grabbed me by my shoulders "What the @#E$% are you doing here you fat B@#$%^ you are ruining everybody's night". It did stick and I never went to a club again EVER.

Anonymous said...

I was leaving a bar one night a couple of years ago with a date. The bouncer called me a "fat ass". I was so humiliated as there was a crowd of people hanging with him that all laughed at my expense. Losers!